I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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