If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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