in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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