so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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