I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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