fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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