Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She tied me up with her honor cords...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Houston, we have a blender
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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