if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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