you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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