I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
