Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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