Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How external is "for external use only"?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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