"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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