How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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