Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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