the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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