How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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