Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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