fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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