just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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