just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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