i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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