i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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