Sponge bath it is.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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