Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you remember whose house we're in?
PANTIES FOUND
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