Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My bed smells like the plague
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
