There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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