She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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