I want to stick my p in your. b.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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