I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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