if you like me you must not know who I am
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
