Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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