idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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