dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The air taste purple.
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