I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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