he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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