I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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