Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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