Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
