What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
