Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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