I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just gift wrapped bread.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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