Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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