I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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