We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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