Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This show inspires me to have sex in space
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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