Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They should really pass out barf bags in church
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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