No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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