It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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