we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize