So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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