She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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