But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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