nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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